Monday, March 9, 2009

Eviction Notice


EVICTION NOTICE
Date: March 9, 2009
To: Baby ZJ
To the above tenant in possession of below described premises: I am issuing a 7 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 7 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property. You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made! Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances. After 7 days from this day that you don't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Love,
Mommy

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

jen- I love the eviction notice.... Love your m-i-l

Anonymous said...

That is so hysterical!! Love it!!

Jill said...

OMG, that is funny! COME OUT AND PLAY BABY!

Anonymous said...

ha! I see you took my advice and sent out the eviction notice...glad it worked :-)